You: Did you go to the football game tonight, Mandi?
Me: Nope.
You: Why not?
Me: Because I went to a party.
You: What? Without me?!
Me: You weren't invited, sorry. But it was way fun; and there was lemonade and popcorn.
You: Who all was there?
Me: Oh, just me and my mathbook.
Yup. Homework. For 4 hours. Oh the joys of highschool.
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'Tis true.


